Sunday
Jun132010
TSM vs Top 10 Celebs
Sunday, June 13, 2010 at 07:03PM UPDATE: Devin's Top 10!
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10. Salma Hayek
 Salma Hayek is one of those women that just get hotter with age. She was hot in Desperado, but her recent run in 30 Rock has blown my mind. Besides the ridiculous idea that she would almost marry Alec Baldwin, she managed to out sexy Tracy Morgan. Not. An. Easy. Feat.
Why She's Not #1: She was a late arrival on my list. The accent is a little thick for me. I'm also not a big fan of curly hair.
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9. Kristen Kreuk
 She would have missed this list if it wasn't her recent resurrection for a short stint on Chuck. I would visit the fictional Buy More way more often if she was part of the Nerd Herd. There is a reason this is on this list and the reason is her heritage. I hate to say it but I'm simple like that. It helps that she's gorgeous and a pretty good body. Why She's Not #1: I still haven't seen Street Fighter.
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8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
 JLH is one of my earliest celebrity crush. After Winnie Cooper and Kelly Kapowski she's probably next on the list. And she is the first celebrity I liked because she was hot. She has an amazing body and an extremely cute face. I watched House Arrest specifically because of her. It was the first time I ever saw her and she just blew me away. Can't Hardly Wait is still one of my favorite movies because how gorgeous she is. And because she ends up with the geek. WE CAN ALL HOPE. I watched I Know What You Did Last Summer AND I Still Know What You Did Last Summer for her and only her. I don't want to admit this, but one of my first "homepage" ever was basically a fansite for her (on Geocities baby!). What I find funny is that the reason I thought/think she is so hot has nothing to do with her boobs. That seems to be the first thing (or things) people go for with her. But for me it was her ass and it all was because of an ad for jeans. Imagine a minute long ad that only followed JLH and showed her ass as she walked through as city. I was hooked. Why She's Not #1: Nostalgia only gets you so far.
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7. Sara Jean Underwood
 I had a bit of debate on this one. I started debating her or the blonde girl from Chuck. In the end, Sara Jean Underwood is prettier and that's what I went with. In my opinion it's more difficult for anybody that has posed naked to be on this list. I think pretty much anybody will agree that people are sexier with clothes on, doesn't matter what it is, just having that ONE piece of clothing left makes a woman sexier. I found out about Ms. Underwood from The Girls Next Door. She may be the prettiest blonde celeb right now.Why She's Not #1: She's blonde. I hate to boil it down that simply, but it's probably the reason.
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6. Grace Park
 Grace Park is probably the most recent addition to the list. In case you didn't know, I like Asian women. So when an Asian woman gets a major role on a major television show it makes me happy. When the woman looks like Grace Park and spends a lot of time naked or partially naked and happens to show up naked in the freaking opening credits, it's a really good thing. As if I needed another reason to love Battlestar Galactica. Why She's Not #1: She's a little too new. She hasn't been around long enough to earn the right to be #1 on my list. She's also a little too skinny.
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5. Jessica Biel
 Jessica Biel is pure sex appeal to me. She isn't the prettiest woman, she's actually manages to pull of the "girl next door" face, but rocks a much hotter body. I never really watch 7th Heaven other than a few episodes at the end of it's run (and I think she was pretty much only a guest star at that point). But where she got me was Summer Catch. I don't know if they only give her clothes that look like they are made of tissue paper, but she rocks a wet bikini better than most anybody. Then can we just take a second to remember he scene in Chuck and Larry? ... You can keep going if you like.Why She's Not #1: There are women on this list that are prettier.
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4. Scarlett Johansson
 Scarlett Johansson was always that actress that was in movies that I didn't watch. The first movie I did see her in was Eight Legged Freaks. It wasn't until The Island did I actually know who she was. If there was a woman that identified the perfect body, it would be her. And she's actually pretty as well. Like we ever stood a chance.
Why She's Not #1: She's more cute than she is beautiful.
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3. Jessica Alba
 I may have been in love with Jessica Alba the first time I saw her. Idle Hands introduced me to her and I think is still her at her sexiest. She is so hot she even got me to watch a Paul Walker movie (Into the Blue) and I liked it. She's not only incredibly hot, but unbelievably pretty. No woman should be built like this, it's just not fair to men.Why She's Not #1: Too cute looking.
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2. Rosario Dawson
 Rosario Dawson should be one of those women that we can only imagine what she looks like naked. Luckily, we don't have to imagine. The first thing I remember her in was He Got Game, and she was naked in it. Then we had Alexander. But I do have to say she was probably her sexiest in Clerks 2. Yah, the movie with the donkey f**ker. Her dance on top of Mooby's with Dante was unbelievable. She oozes sex appeal and she actually seems like a person that would be cool to hang out with. Why She's Not #1: I don't know. I may have to rethink this entire list. Maybe because she had simulated sex with Ray Allen? And Colin Ferrell? She is hotter than she is pretty. Is that a reason?
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1. Kelly Hu
 Kelly Hu is easily the oldest woman I'll have on this list. I first saw her in Scorpion King, where she spent the majority of the movie half naked. Oh and she was 34 when she filmed that movie. She must have sacrificed a baby, made a deal with the devil or found the fountain of youth. She's amazing.Why She's #1: She gorgeous and ages BACKWARDS. Bottle what ever part of her that you can and sell it as the fountain of youth. She needs to be in more movies, STAT.
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The Crew decided to make some Top 10 lists for our favorite celebrities (hottest celebs). We'll be releasing them one at a time. The first one up is Chef Buzo.
Chef Buzo's Top 10
10. Tiffani Amber Thiessen
9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
8. Emmanuelle Chriqui
7. Mila Kunis
6. Eva Green
5. Penelope Cruz
4. Scarlett Johansson
3. Alyssa Milano
2. Kim Kardashian
1. Salma Hayek
